Andy: "Just pop this in the post for me, would you? "
Hermann: "Ere, wot it is - you're not writing to that Cougar Girl again, are you?"
Andy: "Shhhhh - I'll give you a fiver."
Hermann "OK, hand it over, nuff said."

Andy (thumbs up sign) "Yay! Coug is back, and making jokes about me again!"
Frank (thinking: Where did I leave my sunglasses?) 

Photo: Roland Miny

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Right, enough of that, hey look troops, this is the lovely new Team Schlux bus!

Do we think that the small writing by the door and the surprised 0! logo are the names of the team?

That could be embarrassing if any of them leave....get the penknife out....

On seeing this style of coach with the big hovering mirrors at the front, I always think of some sort of giant insect with feelers or antenna at the front....

...or is that just me?

All it needs is a nice bright red stripe, there we go, to match the new (er hem) kit:

See what a big improvement that makes? And so much easier to find in the crowd...

...talking of which, I was looking at the Team Sky bus the other day - no, not in person, on the internet - and it has an extending pole at the back with a red flashing light on top - so that the boys can find it more easily! What a lovely idea.

Well, I haven't seen the bus "in person" yet, but while on  holiday last week, Lovely Lovely Boyfriend and I drove up to the Cat and Fiddle. "Really?" I hear you say in a bored tone of voice. "What's the Cat and Fiddle when it's at home?"  It's a pub on the A537.

"And what is so exciting about the, er A whatever-it was?" you ask.

Well, it's been named as Britain’s most dangerous road, according to a survey carried out by the Road Safety Foundation.

Here's what they say:

The A537 between Macclesfield and Buxton, a popular haunt of thrill-seeking motorcyclists, has seen fatal collisions rise by 127 per cent in three years.

Between 2006 and 2008, there were 34 deaths on the stretch of road.

The Road Safety Foundation described the road as ‘A 50mph single carriageway, running through the Peak District National Park, the route has severe bends, steep falls from the carriageway and is edged by dry-stone walls or rock face for almost all of its length.’

And having been up it recently, I can assure you that it's moderately terrifying in a NCAP 5 car, on a dry (if slightly frosty) day.

And is there a cycling connection?  Yes!  Geraint Thomas, Sky Rider, was up there a couple of weeks ago! The road was closed due to the snow (it's one of the highest places in the area) and he and teammate Ian Stannard rode their bikes up there as a challenge.

Aaargh!

Presumably they slid back down again on their backsides......