On the thirteenth day of Christmas?

Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

Ans:  Because he has private elf care

Oh, hang on, it's all over, the decorations are down, the turkey has finally been finished, and I have no excuse to continue this short season of terrible jokes and cheap excuses to look at old photos of Schleckland.

Well, maybe just one more, then?


Pic:  oh dear - the death of my first Lux socks. (Luckily LLB bought me some more)

On the twelth day of Christmas..

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Ans: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.


Pic:  Aww, happy days, eh?

On the elebenty millionth day of Christmas

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?


Ans:  Jingle Smells



Pic:  Just another day in merry Luxembourg - Andy Schleck being "Happy".

On the tenth day of Christmas..

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?


Ans:  Tinsilitis



Pic: The Schlecklander Ship, with flag a-flying, me hearties!

On the ninth day of Christmas..

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Ans: Frostbite




Pic: Still proud of my home-made Lux ensign flags, for waving when watching races on tv.

On the eighth day of Christmas....

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?


Ans: He got 25 days.




Pic: Andy at the Trek presentation.