The Jakob and LouLou Special

Thanks to BikeGirl's excellent stalking skills investigative journalism, we now know that Jakob "Bunny-Ears" Fuglsang, long time buddy of OGL, has married his long-term girlfriend, LouLou Schinker.

Just to remind you of what he looks like:

*pause while we all get our breath back. Damn! That is a good-looking boy!*

..and now to remind you of what LouLou looks like:

Three different girls? No, all the same one. Or is it one of these?

The middle one is the most familiar one, that's a good look for her - the right hand one is a bit scary but maybe she was being told to do "stern secretary" or "amateur dominatrix"?  Perhaps that's the advantage of dating a model, you get several different looks, from the same girl. 

Regardless of which of the many version of LouLou there are, here is the one he married:

...and yes, this pic was stolen from the internet.

You can tell it's LouLou as she seems to have a characteristic way of standing, when she's not being directed,  with her shoulders slightly hunched and her head to one side. Probably a legacy of being a tall girl all her life?

Pity she didn't get one of her usual photographers to do the wedding, he would have had no compunction about shouting "LouLou! Sweetie! Shoulders! SHOULDERS! Better. Chin DOWN! That's it, lovely, lovely!"

Oh, and look at who's in the photo with them? (Is this the reason I picked this photo to use? Noooo!) Yes, it's Our Glorious Leader, Andy Schleck, along with TinkerJil (I like the curls, Jil, nice!) and baby Teo, who at this early age looks just like his mum. Perhaps he'll turn into a mini-Andy later on.

If you are at all interested in "WAGs of pro cylists", by the way, you might like to check out this unreadable site which, I think, is some sort of top 20 best-looking cycling WAGs. They certainly picked the raunchiest photo of LouLou! And yet they showed the lovely Peta (I like her) Todd/Cavendish fully clothed? Weird... but as I can't read the text, I don't understand the context, as it were.

So there we go, the lovely Jakob is married!

"How about finding us a new glorious leader?" said CeCe

Well, I did try: Pierre Rolland was my "pet" of the Tour this year,  which you might remember if you read my report on Stage 8, although LLB did point out that his riding style was somewhat reminiscent of Our Glorious Leader...  which I thought simply showed that I was actually a serious cycling fan, with a leaning towards good climbers, akshually. *laughs*

But Pierre, pet though he is, can't compare with Andy for style, or for general nice-ness. *sigh*

I suppose that, as I don't know anyone suitable for the position of New Glorious Leader (unless Jakob Bunny-Ears Fuglsang leaves Ass-t'na and goes to a decent non-doping team, takes over as protected rider and once again illuminates the room with a yellow glow), I would have to find and nurture one from the unknown up-and-coming riders. Who all seem so young.....

Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg:

*sounds of typing*

TinkerJil: "What are you doing, love?"
Andy: (mutters out loud as he types) "Chapter one: early days. How I got my first bike before I got my first set of braces..."