Sunday 12 July 2015

TdF2015: Stage 9 TTT

At last! Time for the Team Time Trial, always a fun event, but even more fun than usual this due to the delay in it appearing, and the number of people already out of the race due to crashes.

Usually the TTT is much earlier in the race, often it is the very first stage or even the prologue: but for some reason, this year the organisers decided to push it back to the very end of the first week of racing, just when everyone is really tired, and in the full and certain knowledge that the first week of the Tour is always filled with crashes, and therefore this is when we are likely to lose riders.

With 13 riders out already, there are only 12 teams with full rosters, out of 22 teams: most of those teams have only lost one rider, apart from O'rica who have lost three riders, and have one of their few remaining riders struggling with cracked ribs.

I don't know why ASO decided to put the TTT so far back in the schedule, apparently they had to get special permission from the UCI to do so.

We watched O'rica do a very "measured" TT, taking it very steady indeed: we've been trying to work out how slow they can afford to go, and it's not easy. LLB calculated that if 57kph was the fastest ever TTT, then O'rica need to do 43kph in order to come within the "30% of winning time" cut off time.  Meanwhile, P&P suggest that a gap of 6-7 minutes is probably going to be the safe zone.

Personally I'm just happy to see them all arriving safely at the finish line, nice and controlled, with all members intact. No falls, no mechanicals, all safe and sound.  I sent a tweet to Carlton Kirby asking if ASO would really, seriously, disqualify a whole team if they were to fail to meet the time cut, but my luck with getting mentions seems to have run out, and there is no direct answer. Shame.

Trek go off, with many discussions about the loss of Fabian:  then Ass-t'na with a full set of riders. I'm very pleased to see that Jakob was riding well, and wasn't one of the several riders who dropped off the back,

Movistar make a good early effort, 18 seconds up at the second time check, but then disaster! We see them tackling the main hill on the course, and several riders at the back were making frantic "slow down!" arm waving signals as half the team zoomed off up the hill, and the rest of them sweated and struggled. Apparently the routine is that the rear riders wave in distress, the car behind sees them, and radios to the leader to slacken off until they catch up. It would seem that either the guys in the car were asleep, or the leader had taken off his earpiece,  because the team were blown to pieces on the climb and ended up in tatters.  Luckily it didn't take them long to get themselves back together, but it looked really untidy and unprofessional. As they come up to the finish, we think they are doing badly as there are only five members left, but they beat Ass-t'na by 31seconds.

Meanwhile Stinkoff are on the road, and Sky leave the ramp: apparently they were forced to wear the nasty cheap baggy yellow skinsuit instead of their own high-tech fabric, so they compromised by bringing in a local seamstress to nip and tuck. Presumably they get it off with a can-opener after the end of the race.

Stinkoff are charging along, I'm intrigued to see that Ray Formica has what appears to be shin-pads made of kinesio tape. LLB and I discuss whether kinesio tape is more aerodynamic than skin, in which case you could get round the UCI rule about not having long socks by wrapping a lot of tape round your legs.

As it turns out, Sky come second by something ridiculous like 0.6 seconds to BMC, so BMC are happy, and Sky are also happy as they get to keep the yellow jersey - and have extended their lead over most of the other GC contenders. They also get G back into the top 10, which is always good.

One final note of amusement - Richie Porte, being interviewed immediately after warming down, interrupts his own interview to bark at Chris Froome "Froomey! Wipe your nose!"  as Chris passes him. Sweet.

And best of all, no-one crashed!

6 comments:

  1. I just noticed your profile says your will wind up your blog at the end of the Tour. Are you sure you can't keep it going? I don't comment as often as I used to, but I will really miss it.

    Congrats on your 15 seconds of fame on Eurosport! We are getting Paul & Phil with some comments from Jensie. Carleton Kirby is my favourite though, wish we had him.

    By the way, I've noticed there is no champagne spraying on the podium. Didn't there used to be champagne for the winners at the Tour?
    emjay

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  2. The ASO must of had some degree of sadisticness (is that a word?) about putting the TTT after the first week.
    "lets make them suffer some more!" they proclaim

    I am happy Orica got to the finish with everyone in one piece and still breathing, be it painfully...poor Bling :(

    Actually a few of the teams came unstuck on the hill, there were wildly flapping arms from the poor guy getting dropped at the back, I think it was Ivan Basso at one stage when Nibali took of up the hill leaving everone behind, Movistar didn't far much better.

    At least there were no crashes or incidents, another strange plan by ASO is why the huge long transfer after the TTT? Is it another "they haven't suffered enough!" bhahaha

    (have you noticed today there are no smutty comments or bunny references, I am being good...for now...)

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  3. Hey Emjay, yes, I have decided to wind up the blog: it was created purely for the worshipping of Our Glorious Leader, and now that he is no longer with us... my viewing figures over the last few years have been regularly over a thousand individuals every day, but this year they have dropped to just a hundred or so - ah! my dear loyal Schlecklanders! - and there comes a point where you have to recognise that something is taking up a lot of time, and not really benefitting that many people.

    I have other blogs and other writing commitments as well, and (I hate to say this) they are earning me money, whereas this is not, which is another reason for winding it down.

    As I have said before, quite a few people have suggested that there is no reason why I can't continue blogging about cycling in general, not just Andy-related, but the viewing figures show that without Andy, I just don't "have it", whatever "it" is, sufficient to attract a non-Andy audience.

    Honestly, I don't think that my general cycling writing is clever enough, insightful enough, or funny enough, to generate its own audience.

    Virtually all of the Andy blogs have disappeared now: and I so don't want to be like Scary Italian Stalker Bitch (can't believe I am still talking about her!) whose blog stopped being Andy-ful when he took out a restraining order (that is an exageration - she said on her own blog that he told her to "take it easy" which clearly translates as "back off", ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) and the blog then deteriorated into general cycling reporting. It was rubbish. She was neither interesting nor insightful, and as English is not her first language, it was badly written. At least I don't have that problem, but I don't want to end up like her, doing a pathetic "oh look at me I'm a real cycling journalist" blog that no-one reads.

    So yes, I'll be winding it up, and the end of the Tour seemed like a good place to do so.

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  4. Fire!
    The hunting base of the brothers been set on fire....
    http://www.wort.lu/de/lokales/nach-entlassung-aus-der-u-haft-erneut-zugeschlagen-feuerwehrmann-zuendelte-25-mal-55a935cf0c88b46a8ce5cd26

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  5. Before you say goodbye dear Coug, watch this daily comment of HIM. http://www.lavenir.net/cnt/DMF20150617_00665506
    He looks strong, happy and without a eating disorder.
    Anyway, thank you with all my heart for your blog and wishing you the best for the years to come.

    Barbara(q)

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  6. Oh noes! Some mad arsonist set fire to the Schleck-hut! How horrible, but at least it wasn't personally targeted, and at least no-one was hurt. It can - hopefully - be rebuilt, and they will once again be able to cook "durrrdy meat" at family get-togethers.

    Barbara, thank you for your kind wishes, and thank you for being a loyal Schlecklander right to the very end.

    Coug

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