Andy Schleck's astronomical chart: what a load of *******!

Hey folks, look what I found while checking out Andy Schleck Parameter of Legs:

http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Andy_Schleck

I thought that this was far too good to keep to myself, and that you should all share in it's wonderfulness. 

And I quote:

"... you are nervous, expressive, lively and adaptable, with a quick mind and a good sense of humour. You are bubbling, playful, sociable, clever, curious, whimsical, independent, intellectual, flexible, ingenious, fanciful, imaginative, charming, cerebral, and you are into everything. You may also be whimsical, unfocused, quirky, superficial, indiscreet, opportunist, unmindful, selfish, sarcastic or mercurial."

This is somewhat similar to a Mystic Meg prediction, don't you think?

Note for non-UK readers: when the UK first started having the National Lottery, in order to try to make it interesting, they dragged in some weird woman in too much make-up, who would make a "prediction" each week. These were so bland that they were utterly useless, leading satirical comics of the time to do impressions of her giving a prediction along the lines of  "....this week's winner will be *long pause* a man.... *longer pause* or a woman."  End of Note.

Regarding his amorous activities, it suggests:

"Paradoxically, you are very charming and attractive but you are more interested in the game itself. Indeed, thrills of verbal joust, fun, the pleasure to communicate over and over again, remain the centres of your concerns."

Wonder what TinkerJil would say about that? Or, worse still, whoever did it clearly hasn't heard about her, as it goes on to say:-

"You clearly prefer to be a bachelor because you appreciate its hustle and bustle: outings, exciting parties or a wide range of encounters etc. However, when you meet with your soul mate, you turn into a pleasant and charming partner, although you may not be around too often!"

Andy's life path has been influenced, apparently, by the number 3.  Funny, I would have said the number 6, if anything, isn't that the number that has been his race number more than any other? Which, incidentally, will be my question if I ever have to speak to Andy in person: I thought it showed an in-depth study of his racing life, without being too stalker-y, don't you think?

Anyway, do enjoy the chart.... and do let me know how accurate you thought it was? *sniggers*