Here's the unlovely Mr Stinkoff, with a hastily-made tee to celebrate Scruffy Sagan taking the yellow jersey.
Look at the tiny waist on him... the cartoon Sagan, not Stinkoff... isn't it good to know that blokes have to be airbrushed, re-shaped, slimmed to an unrealistic point and forced to live up to an unattainable body shape, too?
(Note: this post is a JOKE, a JOKE, okay?)
Barbie Sagan...lol I see he tucks his hair up into his cap now, maybe he's ashamed of his homeless bum look (or he heard I was sent to the naughty corner and punishment was to comb the tangles out of his luscious locks....ewwwww! I be good now, I promise!)
ReplyDeleteI forgot to add that he looks like one of those creepy fans that stalk bike races (no not like us!!! we're not creepy...)
ReplyDelete"Barbie Sagan" *hoots with laughter*
ReplyDeleteWe do already have Barbie Barbie (Heinrich Hausler, unfortunatly not in le Tour) but I suppose there's no reason why we can't have Wasp-Waist Barbie as well?
And I wonder what percentage of cycling fans will heave a secret sigh of relief when Weirdo Stinkoff takes his toys and goes to play elsewhere...